Finished my research paper! I didn’t even need to do research because I already knew about ponies and I could choose to do it on anything.

emilioestevez:

story time

so about 7 months ago, my girlfriend at the time asked me to move in. so i did and we lived together for roughly 6 weeks. she asked me to move out until i was mature enough to live with a girl because in those 6 weeks i drew a dick on her face while she was sleeping 11 times.

getoffmybloghoe:

dont give me responsibilities when theres a computer near by 

the-lonely-scottish-guy:

i feel like a creep when i ask where someone lives i mean like the general area not fucking co-ordinates 

(Source: bbsinr)

i don’t need your fucking sass today 

(Source: cuteatonia)

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

turnc0at:

GUESS WHO GOT SOME APPLE FLAVOURED SHAMPOO

WAIT NO I MEANT SCENTED

DON’T WORRY IT TASTES LIKE APPLES TOO

i just threw up

(Source: fabulewis)

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

hiddle-stoned:

I love how Harry just accepts that he’s a wizard, goes with a mysterious giant, walks through a brick wall to a hidden street to buy fucking magic equipment, but the one thing he can’t believe is that there’s a Platform 9 and three quarters.

everyonelovesrobots:

jyonouchi:

do you ever hear a voice and just

that

i’m gonna fuck that voice

(Source: ryuuguurena)

cantankerouscrab:

hi hello if you’re reading this i hope something good happens to you today